Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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