found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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