We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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