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(318): View more from Louisiana

I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me

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(514): View more from Quebec

You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(541): View more from Oregon

he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.

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(858): View more from California

It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life

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(518): View more from New York

Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal

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