can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
