Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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