Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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