It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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