I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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