i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He shit in the fireplace
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