if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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