No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
did you just send me my own nude
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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