found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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