Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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