Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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