tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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