sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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