Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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