Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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