True but thats because hes a fetus.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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