i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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