8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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