I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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