is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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