So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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