If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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