Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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