Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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