Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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