We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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