Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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