fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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