Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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