turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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