i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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