This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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