so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do vagina's smell?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize