Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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