We're facebook friends in real life
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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