I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
