physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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