I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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