he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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