ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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