honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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