Acid is not a monday night drug
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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