new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
