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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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