real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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