Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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