All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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