this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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