I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
honey bunches of taint.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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