Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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