1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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