When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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